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Hello, and welcome to Tutoring Canada. We suck so much it is unbelivable how much we suck. We suck so much that we want to get you a tutor that will also suck. Please use our service so we can show you just how much we suck. You may find just the right tutor for you kid, to make him more dumb. You can click the links at the top, but we are pretty sure you won't, since you suck as well. Remember that our service is only available to people in Canada, unless you live in Newfoundland, PEI, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Quebec, Ontario, Manatoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, British Columbia, Yucon, North West Territories, and that new territory that's not really a territory.

Also remember that we are the best at making you suck that even if you were to suck, we would, and should suck even more than even conceivable. Also note that we are very aware of our suckage, and that you will always be aware that we are aware that we suck. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. And thank you some more because we like to thank suckie people that don't know what they are reading. I hope this shows just how much we suck at making websites. Your Welcome and enjoy what we offer.